Tween "music" has hit an all time LOW

Ok, most of us amongst the blog world are secretly undercover nerds,and we know everything that's going on in pop culture (how would our tweets be funny without being up to date on what's going on right?) and we see all the latest spoofs going on, Charlie Sheen's "winning rap", Paula Deen Riding various funny animals,etc. But I was a bit confused when I saw this girl "dancing" all over tumblr.

Um....WTF is THAT??! So I got a bit more clarity when my friend sent me a text with a link to this HOT mess of a video

I know I usually don't blog about stuff like this, but as a parent who prides herself in having children that are fans of GOOD music,and know what a record player is,and are truly being taught how great music can be , I just couldn't be quiet about what is happening with the poor youth today.(ha)
I feel sorry for whatever kids think this song is actually cool. Just when you thought Justin Beebs,and Willow Smith whippin' her haor all over the place were gonna drive you crazy,this little fool gives us lyrics like
"kickin in the front seat, kickin in the back seat, gotta make my mind up, which seat should i taaaaaaaaake?!"
OMG....how about ya just sit your lame ass down ANYWHERE and promptly STFU!!! I mean come on people, when I was this age I had the spice girls!

Sure they were cheesy, but secretly we all loved them, and they weren't THIS bad...
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SERIOUSLY! I would seriously like to meet the tween that thinks this song is good,and promptly take them to the nearest punk show,and some kids squat house,then take them to the hood to learn all about keepin' it real...hell i'd even take them to Nashvilleto learn about country music...ANYTHING but this sorry excuse for music! So folks what's your take on the "greatest horrible lyrical genius" Rebecca Black? I must go listen to the Misfits or something while I recover.
xoxo